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[–] 1024_Kibibytes@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather the healthcare personally.

[–] nei7jc@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Sorry I can't hear you. Did you say you'd rather die than have free healthcare? Gatorade, got it.

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago

It's got what dystopia craves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the flavors that restore your HP and stamina.

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a fan of the funky paralysis and lingering damage over time ones

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You need to check out energy drinks.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That better be next to the gardening section.

[–] Casey_Masterpiece@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because electrolytes are what plants crave?

[–] wisefire@feddit.nl 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Arigion@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Came here to say, that I came here to say this, too.

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Came here to make sure people said this, was not disappointed

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's still a new market. In a few decades there will only be one brand left, and another one, for competition law, with a few bottles at the end.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Half the wall in the OP is all one brand. Not just one company, but one brand.

We're already in the corporate dystopia.

[–] ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Nahhh foxxy, you need the salt within for after getting unbelievably trashed or rolling tits. It helps you absorb water so you don’t get dehydrated!

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

i can't choose

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

I only drink original orange and green. Give me healthcare

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 year ago

I don't have that many Gatorades, but I have a bakery across the street.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's just wide line of same stuff

I miss all of the flavours of Gatorade after I moved to Canada. Now we just have the basic 4 flavours

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mob@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

92% of Americans do.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I can't tell the difference tastewise between purple gatorade and grape juice.