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PARIS: Urbanites seeking peace and quiet in the bucolic French countryside will have more difficulty in taking farmers to court over crowing roosters, mooing cows and stinking pigs in the future after parliament passed a new law, reported German news agency (dpa).

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 120 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is a legitimate problem in rural areas. People will move in next to a pig farm and then complain about the smell. Glad to hear the French farmers got a win.

[–] muix@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Animal agriculture can be a detriment for other farmers through soil and air pollution, and smell can be a good indication.

[–] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

But what do you do if a pig farm moves next to you?

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The pronunciation is meuuuuh.

Not sure about you folks, but I get my meat the way our good lord intended: naturally grown in a lab.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

If we weren't meant to solve modern problems with modern solutions, we wouldn't have been given brains to do it.

[–] DerpyPoint@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Where do the city dwellers think their organic food comes from?

[–] cryptiod137@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago
[–] GravityAce@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

NIMBY!!! /s

[–] bedrooms@kbin.social 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Moue

(I tried "meaux" but that's just mo.)

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

French here

It's "Meuuh". Pronounced "m-uh"

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Close enough, Meaux is a city famous for its Brie cheese.

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hon Hon hon may I get ur milk hon hon hon

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you moo, sir?

I do moo.

But do you moo at ME, sir?!

[–] NightAuthor@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NucleusAdumbens@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I was just trying to feed you some hay!

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago

the cows mooed, the pigs oinked, the roosters crowed and the French Parliament has heard their voices

[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That law is old news, it passed few years ago.

[–] DerpyPoint@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Could you share an older French source?

[–] Sprokes@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://www.vie-publique.fr/loi/278224-loi-29-janvier-2021-protection-patrimoine-sensoriel-campagnes-francaises

The law project started in late 2019 and was adopted on January 2021.

Apparently they introduced something this week but I really didn't understand what is.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The French law, in its majesty, permits cows and people alike to moo in the countryside.

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Moooonsiours, Madamooooselles of the court, I moooove you to ignore these awful udderances and meat the cattle half & half way. The other side is milking this offal.

[–] gullible@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And the award for the most endearing headline ever written goes to…

[–] bedrooms@kbin.social -4 points 1 year ago

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[–] bedrooms@kbin.social -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect.

[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

But only when they moo in the proper french dialect, you say?