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[–] appelkooskonfyt@lemm.ee 84 points 1 year ago (4 children)

English is not the only language with homonyms.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

In French if something isn't functioning properly you say that "il ne marche pas." Now, in my studies, "marche" means "walk." So to me that says "it doesn't walk." I asked a native speaker about that and they told me, no, that is not what that means.

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's like saying your fridge is not running.

[–] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

Then you... better go... catch it... em... oh... Hangs Up

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[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait till you find out about du coup -

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Same in German. "Es geht nicht."

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Soldier, plug, varnish, wax seal, some dude, seal?

[–] SilentSilhouette@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Navy seal , rubber seal, wood seal wax seal, Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, animal seal

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

some dude.

My.....my lawn...

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[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Military, air filter, paint brush, wax seal, Mike Tyson, sea-lion!

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's Seal, a Bri'ish musician/singer.

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[–] theKalash@feddit.ch 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What's the common word for the first row?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The top row was a little harder for me as I saw soldier, rubber something, and paint brush. The bottom I saw all seals.

The top is Navy Seal, rubber something seal, and sealing wood with a paint brush.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Three of those are the same thing and the other three are named after each other

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[–] mhague@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't get how English is hard. I learned it when I was just a kid.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Google for a poem called "The Chaos". It starts with "Dearest creature in creation". Read it out loud without errors.

[–] deus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Here it is. I was going to paste the whole text in here until I realized what a monster of a poem it is.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, dang, that's not easy!

A few words I'm not sure on.

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[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

This poem could be the final test of an English course.

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[–] TheOgreChef@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why use lot word when few word do trick?

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This post double plus good.

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[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun fact, the word 'set' has 430 definitions.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's quite a set of definitions

[–] steventhedev@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If the set of definitions contains the word set, does the English language implode in a recursive cascade of paradoxes?

[–] bort@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A set can totally contain itself. A better question would be: Consider a set, that contains all sets, that do not contain themself. Would that set contain itself?

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Come on, you can't count Seal the musician... That's not a common name in English speaking countries. I've never heard of anyone else named Seal

[–] anarchist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

English is only "hard" because it is shit. There ain't no rules for nothing. All the "rules" have exceptions, which have exceptions, which have have exceptions.

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[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

English is easy. The hardest part about it, which some other languages also feature, is a poor correspondence between the written and spoken language.

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[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Damn. I keep being surprised by how many people take stuff online way too seriously. Good meme, you get my seal of approval

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Navy SEAL is an acronym. Doesn’t count.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

So? "Laser" and "radar" are acronyms, but we use them as words

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

But an acronym that was intentionally made to be the name of the animal, so it's just a duplicate, like all three of the non-singer seals, which just mean to lock something in or out. There are only 2 meanings of seal here, plus a singer who named himself after one of them.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

But all the three non human non animal things basically do the same thing. They prevent things from leaking out or in. So the word seal is apt.

[–] Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Through, though, hiccough, slough, bough, and cough don't rhyme

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (9 children)
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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Count to two too many times

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[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The lack of Lucille jokes here has me worried about the future of Lemmy

[–] CarlsIII@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 of those are basically the same definition. And one of them is just named after another one of them.

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sealy language

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