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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Those would be au pain to wear in France.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 31 points 1 year ago
[–] ours@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basguettes ("basquette" is French slang for sneakers)

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These French shoes are pain-ful

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[–] Retreaux@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

🎶$5 footlongs🎶

[–] PoorYorick@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those loafers sure are a pain.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago
[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago
[–] sploosh@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Your feet look inbread.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Best Caption

[–] Buildout@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Pictured: World War I soldier afflicted with French foot.

[–] cecinestpasunbot@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are those the five dollar foot longs I’ve heard so much about?

Don’t run a race in those. If things get heated you’re toast.

But seriously, you should wash your socks. They look a little crusty.

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[–] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

French sandals

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With wheat on my feet, I'm about to hit the street.

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[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] jet@hackertalks.com 7 points 1 year ago

My Bunions are killing me

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I was bread to run.

[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Definitely showing signs of being in bread

[–] Million@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago
[–] mrchampion@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I got my new jays and I'm bready to roll.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Your move, Charlie Chaplin.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The new Yeeztys just dropped

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Quels sont ces?!

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

If you like my shoes you should see my buns.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You breader keep those shoes dry

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck, I did it again.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

French clogs seem way more comfortable.

[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

She said that she loves feet, and she is hungry!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Fit cross buns

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

No time to explain, stick these loaves on your feet.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 3 points 1 year ago

bready for anything in your loafers

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Just bought a new pair of Feet Wellingtons

[–] h_ramus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Bready McBread Pain

[–] mycus@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[–] pastabatman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

"Upon closer inspection, these appear to be loafers."

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"How do I get rid of foot yeast?"

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That is one strange looking crocs.

[–] Trashcan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] LoraxEleven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] jflorez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Don’t go to a sauna with a yeast infection

[–] noname_yet2077@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Ipodjockey@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We knew that fungus was humanity's eventual downfall. We didn't know it was going to be yeast infections.

[–] Kalladblog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Complete waste of food.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Caption contest aside, I am impressed by your dainty and possibly elf-like feet. Congrats on the feet lottery!

Caption: loafing around, raising hell

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