this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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[–] ChrisFhey@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

I feel personally attacked.

[–] PeefJerky@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just started it man. Guess I’ll have to push it back…

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago

We need an eyebleach sub...

[–] mindbender444@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Dat finger tho

[–] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

laughs maniacally in bidet

[–] Pacifist@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun to see this while on the toilet after uncoiling some rope, but I bidet.

[–] AbyssalChord@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

uncoiling some rope

Gonna use this in a conversation in the future. Big lol energy

[–] pazukaza@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Me lying in bed.

grabs pillow case

[–] Lurial@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Lol got me with this one! Wiping!

[–] Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

But i just ast down..

[–] nicotinell@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Yes, ma'am 🫡

[–] Stabbywithsocks1@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago
[–] SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

But I have no toilet paper next to my bed and my name is not Amber!

[–] Gatsby@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Shit don't change until you get up and wash your ass

[–] JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna need a chisel and hammer

[–] Rumbelows@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Hahahaha got me with that one!

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Too late, it's crusty

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Damn. This was pretty well timed for me. Guess im done here.

[–] YoungPrinceAmmon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That got me exactly in right moment

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Phone poop 😁.

[–] Roggie@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

But I can feel some more up there, I gotta wait for it to come out

[–] Choco1ateCh1p@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, she got me!

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