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[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna be A-ok

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm seriously.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.

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[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wish I chose MeeKrob now.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.

[–] d3kay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I need uranium, fast!

[–] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m already dead

[–] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Russian fucking roulette

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.

I guess something involving swimming?

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I go to your wedding

[–] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

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