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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If Guard 2 didn't mean it when he said sorry that counts as a lie right?

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If Guard 2 is the one that lies, that means they can't have apologized

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist: it turns out I was a guard the whole time!

[–] Bearbi3@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are things I reveal to my therapist about that camping trip with the super horny bear?

I'll take... Childhood Trauma for $800

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha! That was funny, clever, and kind of out of nowhere enough that it's so good and I enjoyed it so much that I feel like just an upvote doesn't suffice. But I didn't quite know what to say...sooo, I'm writing this, lol. Thank you for making me laugh in such a clever, fun way! :)

Also, I'm sorry about the bear. I've got horny animal-related childhood trauma, too, lmao!

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

For realsies, it was a horse, but I wasn't willing actually un-repress that memory. Anyway, time to look for some brain bleach!

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Liars say they're sorry way more than people who tell the truth, I've found.

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think that's a symtom of abuse, or indicator. Don't quote me on this

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup. That describes my ex for sure.

[–] HerrBeter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Abuse also creates people who at the core lack a sense of self, so trying to fit into groups can be difficult and makes them prone to do things wrong. (my head just went into a translation error dead zone)

It's crazy how big of an impact a non-abusive upbringing can have. I've personally struggled with cognitive dissonance from my own, took me a low 15 years to accept it

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I had a physically and mentally abusive father as well, but he wasn't much of a liar in this case. I'm 40, been on my own since 17, and still need regular therapy for all of it. So I empathize.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] dudinax@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago

If Guard 1 is a liar, that means they are both liars.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

This would be a pretty amusing encounter I think.

Mage: "Uggghh... well I translated the inscription on the door. We have to resolve their quarrel to dispell the magic lock."

Bard: "So hey fellas, my party and I saw you from across the dungeon..."

[–] SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, I thought guard 2 was mario...

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago

I like the referenced riddle because you can't "fully" solve it, in the sense that you know all the information. You can figure out which path to take (which solves the riddle) but you cannot simultaneously know who lies and who tells the truth, which gives the riddle a bit of an unresolved feel. (I'm assuming it's one yes-no question only.)

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"you ever fuck this guy's wife?"

[–] Moosely@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Iiiii forgiiiive you!

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Something that has always bothered me with the "one of us tells the truth, the other one lies" conundrums is couldn't you just ask a simple question with a known answer to check who's who? Something like "what's 1+1" or even a logic question like "if A is true and B is true, is the condition of A AND B true or false?"

[–] Fuctangle@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The full riddle limits you to one question.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Either of their proposed questions should still immediately tell you which door is which, though.

What would be really fun is determining which door tells the truth, then coming back periodically and asking it questions about how the setting's metaphysics work, or where an important NPC is at the moment, or what the BBEG's weakness is.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 16 points 1 year ago

The truth telling guard doesn't have to be in front of the safe door.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I don't know" can be a truthful statement. Why would door guy be omniscient?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yeh but non answers are usually not allowed because use of them can easily make the riddle completely unsolvable.

[–] marty@infosec.pub 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, that would let you know if the one you asked tells the truth or lies. But IIRC those riddles are usually constructed such that that is not enough to solve them. For example, sometimes there are more than two people that you need to identify. Or you need to find the correct door amongst multiple. All with a single question to one of the people.

[–] papertowels@lemmy.one 6 points 1 year ago

Tim, the third guard who stabs people who ask tricky questions.

[–] wholemilk@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

with a lot of these riddles you don't get to ask a question, you can only listen to their statements to determine who is telling the truth.

[–] Maco1969@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ask either do you have a nose, the one that always tells the truth has to say yes, the one that always lies has to say no.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's where the clause about having just one question comes into play.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You only need one answer here

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And in the original version the traveler must determine which path to take, one kills you, one is safe.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

True, in this case they never actually said what the riddle is, they just explain the premise

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok, so you used your one question finding that out, now how do you find out which door is safe now that you're out of questions?

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What doors? Post doesn't mention any doors.

[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The riddle being referenced is an incredibly well known classic riddle. The full riddle is normally left out when jokes are being made about it for brevity, but the actual riddle does not work without the doors.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

Perhaps they both lie, whenever it is convenient for them, including lying about lying, but also about not lying? :-P

And if they upgrade to the Premium package (by becoming politicians), they gain the talent allowing them to lie without ever managing to say anything at all... even while using very many words to obfuscate that fact.:-D

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Ask the guy asking the question „do I have to point out who is who in order to pass through?“

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Couldnt you just ask:

"Tell me which door is safe while using a sinonim of truth"

Or

"Tell me a sinonim of truth while precising which door is correct"

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The traditional solution is to ask which door the other guard would say is safe. The response will always be the dangerous door.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like your thinking but I hate your spelling.

Synonym.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, i confused it with the romanian word "sinonim"