this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] StickyDango@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Milk and cereal, milk and cereal, milk and cereal, cereal and milk!

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[–] TommySalami@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure I can still quote the Cloak from beginning to end if you catch me at the right time. I'm horrified by how old the video is now...

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[–] Chocolemon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Panamanap@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One-a day i was going to malta to-a big-a hotel. In the morning i go-a down to eat a breakfast. I tell-a waitress i wanna 2 pieces of toast...

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can't believe we like the moon hasn't shown up yet, although they eventually sold out--not that I would've done differently in their shoes. Make some random flash vid and quiznos chucks a bunch of money at you, why tf not?

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[–] 5oap10116@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kagrocery@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is: “A wagon fulla pancakes? In the chanpeenship? I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TWY!!”

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

APPLE JUICE! FOR HALF PRICE!

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"You make me hold your hand for stupid reasons!"

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[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I put a dildo up my ass and it flew out like a bird with bacon in its teeth

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

BEHOLD IT'S A POTATO!

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