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[–] Black616Angel@feddit.de 54 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.de 83 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You might be in for a surprise.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 60 points 2 years ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

G(•)(•)D MORN°|°NG?

G ( ͜. ㅅ ͜. ) D M O R N╰⋃╯N G ??

[–] Lath@kbin.earth 16 points 2 years ago

It should be "GOOD MORNYING", to be kinda direct.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):

NSFW
Just the missing letters filled in lol
Her name is Aya Itou BTW

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In missing the joke? Spoiler didn't work on Sync.

Edit: Oh, the letters. I thought it was something else.

Carry on!

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Did you... Did you just...

I despise you.

Edit: After seeing the answer, I'm not even fucking mad anymore. That's just impressive.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

just

I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.

I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:
Aya Itou 伊藤 綾 Futabu Good Morning meme HQ textless white background

Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A man of commitment and sheer fucking will

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 years ago (7 children)
[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 years ago

I feel like it's a harmless joke

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago

I'm admittedly biased as the person who posted this but also... I don't see this as sexy.

I agree that it could be fetishized but I wouldn't describe the image itself as fetishizing and moreso just acknowledging the existence of the feminine penis.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 years ago

since when is it bad to find people hot?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Oh yes, the body parts police

Feet? Fetish.
Breasts? Fetish.
Penis? Fetish.

[–] tanja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Feel the same way about this 🫠😕😿

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Hm the female penis. Respect.

[–] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 23 points 2 years ago

Helloooooooo nurse!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 years ago

This is so bad that its good

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will never understand allos

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I mean... What's difficult to understand?

I am assuming you're ace, and are baffled at the horni posting. I am honestly asking though, what is it that is difficult to understand?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What's up with dick girls and why is it funny? I assume this is supposed to be funny?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Most girls have boobs, and using them to represent two OOs isn't uncommon. Most girls don't have dicks, making it unexpected, surprising, and a bit taboo(which automatically makes things hotter/more fun). We're so used to boob jokes on women and penis jokes on men, but not penis jokes on women. Novelty is required to find something funny, and girls with dicks are more novel. It touches on how we aren't yet used to the bodies of some people, making this a joke on ourselves for some people. That's a bit of a reach though.

The joke is mid, and this meme is more entertaining by virtue of imagining genitals, which is a turn on for a lot of people. We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes. Most hands you shake have held a penis at some point. Sexual topics are more mundane than people realize.

[–] swordgeek@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes.

Speak for yourself!

(Also, nice summary)

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Good Write up. Thank you

[–] Toes@ani.social 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is my 1000th comment. ⭐

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I'm honored

[–] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Huh. That's an interesting reinterpretation.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago
[–] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Animemes ass post

[–] Stormygeddon@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

GU̇U̇D MORNVNG?

[–] M1ckey7@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You will never be a woman you freak, you will always be a man

[–] Maven@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah yes... This is a selfie of me... This isn't a drawing or a meme.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 2 years ago

Don't feed the phobes, report and move along.

[–] jeremyparker@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago

I did realize that was you... You got a phone number or something?

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Amazingly enough, this is the first comment I find on blahaj that has so many instance-specific downvotes that I see not just downvoted, but legitimately ratio'ed.

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