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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 50 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You don't put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It's canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can't let the normies in on our strats.

[–] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you fool, you absolute buffoon, it's one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 years ago

ah shit I've been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx

[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.

(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Light hearted. It's a tone indicator

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

I am extremely serious. I am currently stern-maxing by maintaining a powerful monobrow.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes.

Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! 👌

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 2 years ago

Smoke... erm... smoke, every day

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm entering a state of carcocis

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn't know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It's actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it's how our ancestors ate, bro

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Carco diet.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You're on a fast track to total carcinisation.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.

[–] amio@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago