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[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You don't put a four syllable word in your -max lingo. It's canc-maxing, short for cancer-maximising. Can't let the normies in on our strats.

[–] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

you fool, you absolute buffoon, it's one word, no hyphen, with two (2) Xs

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 year ago

ah shit I've been rumbled, time to cheesemaxx

[–] paris@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You should be getting some bitches maxing instead of grammar police maxing /lh

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Basic opsec, gotta stealthmax.

(I actually have no idea what lh stands for)

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Light hearted. It's a tone indicator

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

I am extremely serious. I am currently stern-maxing by maintaining a powerful monobrow.

[–] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If they were really trying to max their carcinogens then burnt pizza is a pretty bad way to do it.

[–] a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Pretty bad in terms of efficiency or convenience?

[–] 7heo@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes.

Just smoke, it is much more efficient. It is so efficient it is carcinogenic for the people around you too! 👌

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Smoke... erm... smoke, every day

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I'm entering a state of carcocis

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

no, see, our ancestors invented fire, right? And people back then didn't know how to cook, so their food was mad burnt all the time. It's actually way more natural to eat burnt food because it's how our ancestors ate, bro

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Carco diet.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're on a fast track to total carcinisation.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Song of my soul, my voice is dead,
Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed
Shall dry and die in
Lost Carcosa.

[–] amio@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago