What a coincidence... America is smaller than Russia, China, Egypt and America combined.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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America is smaller than America and the Vatican combined
Damn I never realized how small America is, mind fucking blown.
America is smaller than America and an atom combined.
You take that back!
I heard that your mother is smaller than Egypt!
Your mom is so small, you can't even see her on a country map
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Your mom is so short that her entire body is in her license picture.
Your mom is so short that when she sits on the curb, her legs dangle in the air.
Your mom is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
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Your mom is so small that she got run over by a Micro Machines car.
Your mom is so small that she has to stride to walk so she doesn't violate plank length.
Your mom is so small that her mass is divisible by zero.
Your mom is so small that she sneezed and escaped a black hole.
Yo mama so short she had to raise herself.
Your mom such a nice lady people say hi to her
Neeeeeeeeeeerd!
And I love it!
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Your mom is so small, she fits inside of a house no problem!
You could drive for 1000 hours across the United States, Russia and China combined and still be in the United States, Russia and China combined. The Egyptian mind cannot comprehend this.
That's just what Big Egypt wants you to think.
Even without Alaska?
I think Egypt is bigger if you include Alaska with it.
On the other hand, Egypt is larger than their intersection. Now, solve for the size of Egypt.
You couldn’t overlay it for us?
Terrible map indeed
Are we sure this isn't just a projection artifact?
Yeah but is Egypt really over that way?
Is it still small if we include Africa in the group ?