This is true right up to the point where a bird swoops down and eats you alive
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This just keeps getting better!
OwO
This is the last panel on that Bernie Sanders meme were he gets more and more excited.. Sign me up!
That's the cherry on top.
I mean, at least that sounds quick.
Maybe relevant:
You wake up.
You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock.
It was all a dream.
The concept of selling "Feet pics" to pay back "Student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
The only downside I can see is retaining my human sentience. Be that the case, life would be an even harder struggle, to hunt food everyday and try to not get eaten alive by predators.
Just go ribbit ribbit, what’s hard about that
Frog harder.
It's okay. Baleful polymorph doesn't leave you with your faculties
the target’s normal game statistics are replaced by those of the new form
Toads have int(elligence) = 1
Wouldn't you be a super smart for a frog? I'd find a place that's sturdy with a bunch of spiders to mouch off of and maybe befriend a dog, honestly frog life homesteading could be pretty sweet
Ribbited for her displeasure
I think I'd like to be an elephant. They're very smart and social, they don't have to chase after their food, and they're too big for anything to eat. As a human who appreciates animals though, frogs are still my favorite.
I’d like to be a manatee. Aside from boats it’s a pretty chill life. Amphibians are rad though, and I’d take being a frog or a toad. 🐸
No paws to hold the phone though. But maybe it’s for the best?
...Some day we'll find it,
The rainbow connection
The lovers,
the dreamers,
and me.