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[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Removed double quotes, added single quotes

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More commits == More money!!!

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Real talk: I have worked at a company where an exec briefly had the bright idea to rank developers on number of commits made.

You can imagine how that turned out.

He wasn’t an exec for very long.

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[–] 1boiledpotato@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Update"

It was my dotfiles, ok?

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[–] steersman2484@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.

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[–] alyth@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tests: Add a few test files.

[–] eskimofry@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!

[–] generaldenmark@programming.dev 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

grats on formalising your (new) project

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[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

God read my code and it made Him cry

[–] Zahtu@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"

[–] ving_thor@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Update coffee list and tex files.

...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.

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[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

"fix for real this time"

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."

Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

"I'm sorry, guys."

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

";"

Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...

Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[–] iflyspaceships@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Hrfg7ygfrvvby

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 year ago

wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

"My laptop died before I could push these"

Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.

It's a student project anyway.

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Fix for vendor lies.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Converted more tests to use the correct handle.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

French dead link?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A

Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?

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[–] TRBoom@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hoho

I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] skip0110@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.

[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Vuraniute@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 year ago

init: add readme

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

“Initial commit, come back later”

[–] vox@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "

Very progressive.

modified: index.html

Rip

[–] mako@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Beanie@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit.

The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR.

Bench: 5212899

hey, you did ask

[–] pkill@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release
[–] MenacingPerson@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] hash0772@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

fixed another typo

[–] popcar2@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"

Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.

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