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[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crush them in the wrapper. Open one end and pour directly in mouth. This is an advanced technique because one slip up and you will launch those crumbs.

You invented the granola pixie stix

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Should have read the whole comment before starting rather than following step by step. This hospital clean room is ruined!

Also, the immunocompromised patient died but whatevs. That's pretty much what they do 🤷

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had one this weekend and am still finding crumbs under my foreskin.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

At least you got the chunks your shoved in your bumm out.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See the trick is, smashing it up before you open it. Then just open one side enough so you can pour the chucks out into your mouth

[–] Toribor@corndog.social 8 points 1 year ago

This works, but if you inhale while doing it you will die.

[–] alyth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nature Valley disappeared off the shelves where I live and it makes me so sad ;o; I feel so lonely without my weevils :(

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used to pack these with condoms. I would eat them after sex to see how much of my shit they're willing to deal with. Only two people ever kicked me out. Good times.

Microwave it for a bit and it becomes a chewy snack

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

nah i just be unbelievably careful.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Impressive. We shall follow your career with great interest!

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You might want to talk to your dentist if granola bars are hurting your teeth.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are like the worst granola bars in existence.

I like them but they're too difficult to eat so I never get them