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[–] Clent@lemmy.world 105 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Ignoring the humor of this to throw down to facts.

There are brownie pans that have multiple cells such that each brownie is a single serving with four edges. Basically a cupcake pan but with squares.

This is only 2-3 edges per brownie; an inferior experience.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This allows you to maintain a higher volume, so more brownies per pan with multiple edges.

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, but the volume depends on the batter, not the pan.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 37 points 11 months ago (11 children)

I'm pretty sure the pan has a finite volume, unless it has some sort of space-folding technology.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I love my 4 dimensional brownies! You can fit so many edges onto them!

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

It's like L-space from the Unseen University Library, but it's B-space. It contains every conceivable recipe of brownies.

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[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

I can HIGHLY recommend brownie batter put into non-standard pans. Madeline pans make excellent bite sized brownies, and cupcakes are good too. Just don’t put too much into each one, otherwise the center doesn't bake and achieve the desired gooey texture.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Yep. I have this brownie pan, it does an excellent job, but I wouldn’t have gotten it if I had found the four-edge-per-brownie pans first.

[–] dubba@feddit.de 65 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Yoo, the lasagna pan from the expanse

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Omg, you're right.

[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

lol omg it is!

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 51 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Does that commenter think the term "edging" didn't exist 15 years ago? 🤨 I first heard about that kind of edging in the 90's, my guy.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 59 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Every generation thinks it invented sex

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

All I know is that my parents NEVER had sex

[–] olutukko@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

yes, you came from test tube. I know, because I was there 3000 years ago

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

JoJo Siwa invented Gay Pop after all

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Speaking from an American POV, that's probably because parents would still rather commit seppuku than be open about human sexuality because they are prudes and cowards. Gratefully my parents weren't that way but my friends weren't so lucky.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 11 months ago

That this looks like a meandering river of shit seems more topical to edge.

[–] sevan@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Is there a reverse version of this where all the brownies are middle brownies? That's the version I want.

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A spherical tray should work. Make sure it has enough mass to make its gravitational field hold on to the batter and suspend it in the oven using magnets.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Good lord...You've just described a brownie tokamak

[–] paholg@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Panko bread dough is placed between two metal surfaces, and is cooked by running an electric current through it. This avoids any crust forming, causing it to be very uniform.

I imagine you could do the same with brownies.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, I would like to invest in your electric crustless brownie company. Call me when you have a prototype ready.

[–] xenspidey@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

Sous vide maybe?

[–] SirHenry@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Well a circle has the best ratio for your liking i think. But maybe ask your local magician for some un edged Brownies ;).

[–] Litron3000@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Well technically a hollow sphere would be best... Works best in space though

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Average Microsoft Edge fanboy

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 11 months ago (5 children)

I don't understand this joke, is anyone willing to explain it for me?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't fully get it either. It's either the browser Edge or edging yourself for hours on end. Lol

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I was wondering where the weird w-like symbol formed by the brownie pan means something.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It's because people like edge pieces of brownies, so this pan ensures that every piece has an edge.

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[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don’t even know what edging is haha. Oh well. Getting old.

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Edging is not a new thing, really. You've probably just never encountered the concept. Edging is the practice of bringing yourself to the edge of orgasm before backing away. The idea is that when you do finally orgasm it's been "built up to" by the earlier edging so you get a better climax.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah that’s my shit! Thank you.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

That's okay, at a certain age it becomes irrelevant information anyway.

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[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 16 points 11 months ago

Edging my brownie 😍🟤💩

[–] numlok@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just use a muffin pan, people! Then you've got 12 personal brownies that are all edge.

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

How does it feel? Being the smartest person in the room?

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

And an edge-lord, this speaks to me.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago

a typical example of “they knew”

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This was in every Sky Mall catalog.

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