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[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago (7 children)
[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Glad I’m not the only one who saw that lol

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't act that surprised. They've been going for a while now, and the writers are running out of ideas.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

The guy they've got running the show now ran out of ideas fifteen years ago.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Weirder than a race of sentient liposuction fat blobs?

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

THOSE WERE ADORABLE :(

[–] Iapar@feddit.de 2 points 11 months ago
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

isn't that what she is?

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it doesn't seem in-character for him

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Maybe if he said it turned people into aliens...

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I spent more time figuring that out than I'm willing to say.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Some quack said the vaccine makes you magnetic and it went viral on Twitter. Her license was suspended and she was fined $3,000.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10131940/

~~Also, the autocapitalization in your comment compels me to commend your taste in tv shows.~~ whoosh

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Some quack said the vaccine makes you magnetic and it went viral on Twitter.

Because people are stupid. The correct response would have been that society looks at her with a sideways head, confused, like a dog hearing a new sound. The dog doesn't know what that sound is, but the dog knows it's not right, and shouldn't be heard.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Pssst… that’s the joke

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I'm starting to think this "Doctor" guy isn't even licenced

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They either need to pay their taxes or get back in the tardis and fuck off to another dimension.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Let's not besmirch the good "Name of the Doctor," please.

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[–] DrummXYBA@feddit.uk 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“Doctor” sounds like a bit of a stretch

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You never know what kind of doctor she is. Maybe she is a doctor of Aura Reading or Astrology.

[–] Jank@literature.cafe 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

As someone with a doctorate in Metaphysics from the Universal Life Church, I concur.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

It's very charitable of you to take time out of your busy astral projections to channel your professional opinion through the ether, doctor!

[–] HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hey, I've been a minister for the ULC for like 15 years lol

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

It's always the people you most medium suspect.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hear magnets don't work if you drop them in water, so all these people scared of magnets had to do was bathe regularly, but that was asking too much.

[–] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

ahh that's the puzzle piece I was missing

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That and also the fact that many smooth objects will stick to your skin if you haven't washed the oils off of it. (To be fair, you can have showered that morning, but I didn't see any reason to be generous.)

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/covid-19/can-vaccines-make-our-body-magnetic

[–] Hobo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This actually connects quite a bit for me. I was wondering why so many weird experiments popped up about magnets working/not working in water. Like why would anyone think they wouldn't?

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit I remember this. This was one of the things my parents said and I had no idea where they got it from.

No amount of logical explanation or showing James Randi testing past claims from "human magnets" helped.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Same. Covid vaccine conspiracist aunt came over and asked if we had tried putting a paper clip on our vaccine injection site. I laughed and she said she was serious.

Fucking Facebook, man. Got all these boomers acting foolish.

[–] vanontom@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Way beyond foolishness. It's more like weaponized stupidity, cultist behavior, that's threatening all of us with some kind of idiocracy.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Tenpenny owes a total of $646,929.82

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is why i always wipe out tenpenny tower

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No. Megaton is a blight on the scenic view from that tower, not to mention that the longer it exists, the higher the threat is to the people around it.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Megaton is where my house is. Alistair Tenpenny can do one

[–] ObstreperousCanadian@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I'm sure they'll pull something together to pay it.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 11 months ago

The Department of Justice's Tax Division sued Tenpenny in the US District Court for the Northern District of Ohio, accusing her of failing to pay her taxes in 2001, 2012 and in 2013.

With the addition of late fees and penalties, the DOJ argues Tenpenny owes a total of $646,929.82.

Tenpenny spoke to Cleveland.com and told reporters she has been unfairly targeted by the feds and claims she has tried for years to clear up her tax issues.

“This shows what the IRS can do to a person that they target,” she told Cleveland.com's Adam Ferrise. “This is a total harassment case. They’ve been doing this to me for 23 years.”

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that attempting to clear up the issues didn't involve paying them.

The DOJ noted in the court filing that Tenpenny had previously established "compromise offers" and was involved in "installation agreements" to pay off her taxes, but noted the taxes from three years remained outstanding.

Close. She paid for some other years that she didn't pay taxes, but not these.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I would love to be a magnet.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_implant

Magnetic implant is an experimental procedure in which small, powerful magnets (such as neodymium) are inserted beneath the skin, often in the tips of fingers. They exist in tubes and discs. This procedure is popular among biohackers and grinders, but remains experimental.[1] Magnetic implants are often performed by amateurs at home, using readily available surgical tools and magnets found online. However, some professional body modification shops do perform implant surgeries.[2] Magnetic implants can also be used as an interface for portable devices to create other new "senses", for example converting other sensory inputs such as ultrasonic or infra-red into a touch sensation.

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Wasn’t there a guy who did this before 2015 too, with RFID?

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 4 points 11 months ago

Only the first one, and not for very long.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seriously, so many times I've dropped a screw and can't find or reach it...

[–] tal@lemmy.today 2 points 11 months ago

I am confident that someone makes a magnet-on-a-thing keychain tool.

looks at Amazon

Yup.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=keychain+magnet

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Years ago there was a trend of implanting tiny magnets into your fingertips to allow people to be able to feel magnetic fields. It was big in the body mod community around 2010 ish.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

"License removed" when?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 11 months ago

Watch, I'll just stick it right and it will… whoops, hang on, I put it here and… dang. So, I place the metal. Gdi!

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