this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 89 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The crack in the drawer front is really the icing on the cake here.

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's not icing, that's paint. And it's not a cake it's a drawer. Jesus some people on the internet are so dumb smdh

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't know. I've been fooled before... this whole thing could be a cake.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see you've played draw-ee cakey before.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

So I threw it on the GROUND!

[–] Lag@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's where they cut the whole cabinet to shrink it. You can see the cut line on the frame of the cabinet and the drawer too.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yup. Completely the wrong approach, too.

They would have been better off making it open shelves, as it looks like it's near a doorway or passthrough, making it open on that side rather than the side the drawer face is currently on.

Then put a slim door panel or an applique on the cabinet front side to make it look clean.

I'm sure they had a "very good reason" though.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

This is the malicious compliance drawer. "sure, we'll put a drawer there you stupid fuck, no problem"

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] exanime@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Lol, thank you for this

[–] Nomad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That was a wild ride.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 50 points 1 year ago

You don't have a spaghetti drawer?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Snake Prison solitary confinement (banned by Geneva Convention.)

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't you just hang yours by your toilet?

[–] amenji@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe that isn't a problem

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[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 1 year ago

I'd use it for pez

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

That's your machete drawer

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

You guys don't a have a ruler drawer in your kitchen?

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to see in the little cupboard underneath it.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probably great for one chopping board?

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Or cookie sheets, the cupboard seems tall enough for that. The drawer is just..I'm thinking maybe a bunch of skewers. That's it.

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[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Often things like this are intended to be support for something else. Maybe there's something nearby that's hinged and can fold down on to it?

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You wouldn't bother with making it a drawer box in that case.

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[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's clearly the chopstick drawer

[–] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That was my first thought!

My second was, "How do you get them out?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Umthisguy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But how do you get that chopstick out?? There's no beginning, it's chopsticks all the way down!

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[–] bstix 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

you put weed in there, close it and open it again.

[–] pirat@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Something like this, but for weed?

1000005993

[–] MrSoup@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 year ago
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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

One drawer full of spaghetti.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Knife drawer, for someone who doesn't own many knives

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...and wants to make getting them out dangerous.

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago

...and wants to make getting them out ~~dangerous~~ exciting.

FTFY

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Or for someone who uses a fucking katana as a kitchen knife.

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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] MySkinIsFallingOff@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🎶STARE INTO THE MAGGOT DRAWER 🎸🤟😤

[–] Poots@mander.xyz 13 points 1 year ago

Hear me out: toothpick drawer.

Eat some corn on the cob? Open up the toothpick drawer and get those cracks clean!

Need to test the cake is done? Open up the toothpick drawer and stab away!

Toothpick drawer™️

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

You don't have a sword drawer?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, I wish I had a taco drawer.

[–] sramder@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

More of a taco slot really…

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Don't let JD Vance near that drawer

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[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JD Vance knows what to do with this.

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[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you dropped something in there, getting it back out again would be an adventure.

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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Pull, rail gigantic line, close with your butt, done.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] FarFarAway@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago
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