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[–] Pirky@lemmy.world 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I see your brutalist butt plug and raise you my dildo rock.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] kautau@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Let’s see Paul Allen’s butt plug

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

Impressive.

[–] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It goes in the square hole

sanity crumbles visibly

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago
[–] VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine just sealed up when you made that request.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them

(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sorry I forgot mine at home

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Wait a sec, I'll go check.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago

Not yet used. Couldn't square up

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 36 points 1 year ago

What is this? A buttplug for wombats?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

This guy buttplugs

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?

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[–] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago
[–] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh yay holes for bacteria 🦠 😁

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

Part of the experience

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

True, but very much not the main problem

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago
[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

D... Did you do it?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Rough granulate

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A replica of what?

A replica of WHAT?!?

[–] UraniumDonut@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A replica of the original brutalist buttplug. It is an art piece from Daniel Kent and not for sale. But I kinda needed one. So I made it myself.

[–] TAYRN@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Oh well that's really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.

But I'm just gonna keep assuming it's a replica of your butt because that's funnier to me.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

needed one

Make like beans and spill

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of shit I browse lemmy for. Thank you.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What, in Minecraft?

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[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Are you the same person as the one who got involved in a cylinder incident

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago

Do you actually use it?

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