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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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A six million dollar bunker to survive the apocalypse in...Las Vegas. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3970-Spencer-St-Las-Vegas-NV-89119/7092102_zpid/

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[–] SubsAndDubs@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This isn't bad real estate, this is badass real estate

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

I don't know if I'd want to live there, but I kind of like the aesthetic.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They succeeded in making a real life scene that looks like it was rendered by a PlayStation 1 in 1997

[–] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Haha, yeah, looks like they found Don Corneo's new lair.

[–] spader312@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I gasped when I saw the stripper pole lol

[–] Skyler@kbin.social 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The fake outside has such a postapocalyptic feel to it.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I don't know when this place was built but, this exact theme is literally in Fallout 76. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don't go stir crazy.

[–] some_guy@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I don’t know when Fallout 76 was written but, this exact theme is literally in Blast From the Past. An underground shelter made to look like outside so that if they spend long times in the shelter they don’t go stir crazy.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fallout 76 is a video game from 2018, and certainly got its idea from Blast From the Past.

Kids these days just don't know that gem of a movie exists.

[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Holy cow. Memory unlocked. I 'member now.

[–] averyfalken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Was built in the 70s

[–] mayonaise_met@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago

True, but if there will ever be somewhat affordable fake windows that are nearly indistinguishable from real windows, my office is getting that late spring afternoon on Santorini vibe.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

This transcends tacky and loops back around to cool.

Twice.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I knew what this was before I even expanded the thumbnail. That whole pace is crazy. I wonder if the movie Blast from the Past was based on it or if it was just a coincidence?

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Exactly what I was thinking. That movie is a gem, watched it last a year ago with my brother.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@feddit.uk 20 points 2 years ago
[–] Neato@kbin.social 15 points 2 years ago

I love this. Look at the ceiling: tons of vents so it'll be nice and cool. I don't need the pole but it's really getting its aesthetic right.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is only bad if the bad is followed by an ass. Badass.

Well... The dancing pole is kinda tacky. Replace that whole thing and the wooden stage with a hot tub 😃

[–] imgonnatrythis@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You need ways to exercise in the apocalypse

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

It’s a “support beam” /s

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

"Supported my daughter all the way to college."

[–] HellAwaits@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ngl, the only thing I hate about it is the stripper pole and the disco ball.

[–] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

That's a load bearing stripper pole!

[–] bstix 12 points 2 years ago

I love having the porch in the basement.

[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

That timeless Vegas casino aesthetic

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

This is incredible

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Comes complete with a stripper pole…. BYOS… (bring your own strippers) ofc!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 2 years ago

It's Vegas, they're probably easier to find than fruit and vegetables.

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“4 Attached garage spaces”

? The rest I get… but attached 4 car garage… underground?

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

There's a whole house above ground that this is built under.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 4 points 2 years ago

It connects to the post apocalyptic tunnel transportation network

[–] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 6 points 2 years ago

That hardwood spot would be brilliant to practice on! We built a small stage in our basement when I was still dancing

[–] itsyourmom@artemis.camp 5 points 2 years ago

*I’m totally not bookmarking this address for future reference * 😉 for if ever the apocalypse happens

[–] pizza-bagel@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

That rock grill has 1994 Flintstones vibes and I am here for it. Put it in my house

[–] Hank@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you hope for a nuclear winter.

[–] gk99@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

The funny thing about this is the assumption that land ownership matters in the event of the apocalypse. Having your fancy bunker location public is probably the wrong thing to do.

[–] winston@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I would honestly just live in the underground area. Seems real peaceful 😊

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

OP you posted this in the wrong board, this is the ideal female bedroom

[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

"Liminal Fuck"

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Is this a camp from fo76?