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Geez you're game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they'd eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don't drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
Closing out the 12 pack: I'm gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun
i'll be two hours older, and two hours wiser.
I do not drink, but if we can swap this for 10 bowls from now: Shredding a slab of slow cooker pork and playing 64man 2fort in TF2.
Edit: Alright well it's been 7ish but the pulled pork is delicious and I've been burning up spy's in sewers so I guess it all worked out.
I would literally die, I already got drunk at dragoncon tonight, 10 more beers and I die
Relax, they’re small cans of light beer. It’s like 4 actual beers, tops.
Bed if I'm lucky
Yours or someone elses?
My bed also being my girlfriend's bed, I'll answer with... Both?
Smoking cigarettes non stop and smashing the mirrors off my car.
After 10 Sternie or 10 Modello? And why, why would you smash the mirrors?
Both questions can be answered with 10 Sternis
not a beer guy, give me 10 shots 🤙 I like sour beers though
Oh so you're the one...
Laughing way too hard at my own burps.
My only beers right now are tripels, so I see myself being asleep.
Mmm monks know beer
I had 10-ish beers yesterday and I can tell you now: no amount of anything would have granted me the ability to run at this point in time. I actually did consider it yesterday, but that was a completely unrealistic idea. More water earlier on the evening would've helped tho.
Yeah, I always end those evenings with half a teaspoon of salt and half a liter of water. Helps tremendously.
10 of those, my plan would be 10 more.
If that's 10 in one night, hopefully bed for sure, the alternative is on the floor.
Once as a student I was like 10-11 drinks in after 2 hours (roughly 210ml vodka and 250ml rum), ended up puking several times in public and blacking out... luckily my friends (who weren't sure if I'd died) got me home safely and I woke up 6 hours later. Safe to say I'm not binge drinking again.
Celebrating Christmas. That's how long it takes me to get through 10 beers. I don't drink a lot.
it's called a calendar.
Probably shit faced as my highest beer to day ratio was 1 beer a day for a whopping 2 days
Lol relevant. Was just thinking I am way too drunk and need to start drinking some water
Talk about brand loyalty
I wanna try it ALL.
Calling pals to drink the other 9.
Now why would anyone want to sit down and drink 8 beerses?