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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know why but this reminds me of this image

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[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A carbon man sits on a carbon chair. Is the chair made out of flesh, or is he made out of chair? He screams. For he does not know.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Was the chair created in the same exact way as the man, only cut out in a different shape?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 month ago

Sure, both sets of carbon atoms were fused together in the heart of a star. Then there was some photosynthesis and digestion to rearrange the atoms into different shapes, and hey presto, man and chair.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Yes, chair and man share same creator praise be 🤲

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 10 points 2 months ago

I started getting Stockholm syndrome near the end, would catch myself whistling along to all I want for Christmas.... The mental torment of Christmas retail

[–] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone seen this man? The answer is yes.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Have you dreamed this man?

[–] Maelvie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

I have such a hatred for xmas music that I deliberately avoid retail stores between Thanksgiving and the new year. Having worked multiple retail gigs, it's the worst thing in the world.

https://www.yfbspod.com/christmas-music-sucks-part-6

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

What kind of light does he carry?

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

https://youtu.be/8SVPH9pSJUY

This one has been stuck in my head for weeks, and I kinda don't mind.