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[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poor guy thinks he’s an airport

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see

Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dude who cut your hair moses

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Moses? I gochu, fam."

  • their barber, probably
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

…what does your penis look like, bro

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.

Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

Why not?

someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.

[–] parody@lemmings.world 8 points 1 month ago

Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Abigail Thorn: "My man is an entirely new orthogonal kind of bald."

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.

[–] taanegl@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

That's that nu nu neo-nazi.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago