ApeCavalryArt

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[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago

I guess with how well the terrorists taught us this lesson, means that we'd be even more better at it. We even learned about something called a 'Boston Tea Party' when we were little!

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Gamefaqs is a classic for strategy guides for real oldies, or just if you enjoy quaintly embarrassing writing

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Comedy has to have an element of truth.

Gov. Mike Huckabee, his left eye rolling independently: "Ever noticed that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a secret Muslim werewolf who hates America?"
Nonagenarian audience: "Ha, ha, ha. This humorous whippersnapper is the bee's knees"

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's becoming a graveyard of cancelled shows. When they killed GLOW, that was it for me.

Also the sound design is really bad. Everything is really 'dry' with no room reverb, sort of like how talking on telephones used to sound

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Why is the thumbnail a naked lady? lemmy getting hacked again?

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There are some apocryphal books (officially left out of the Bible) where Jesus does some strange things such as killing a child with magic and making a clay bird come alive. The latter is mentioned in the Quran 3.49 & 5.110

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think there's too much emphasis on primitive weapons as hunting and not enough on just walking until the thing dies (which wolves are also suited). Just relentless stalking, even if we've lost a limb we had to cut off our own body. Humans are like the monster in a slasher movie

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

We would say, "go for (name)" at work over the handheld radio, never heard of anyone using this on the phone. Sometimes I'd get bored and say "go for Zap Rowsdower" or whatever

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I want everyone who says "just use GIMP" to draw a box in gimp

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

quick, patent an ultrasound genitalia concealment shield (construction paper i guess) and sell it to hospitals for $42,000

[–] ApeCavalryArt@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter is about intelligent nobility and mostly rich guys doing good things whereas D&D has always been about dirtbags trying to scam a buck. It has more in common with Conan, Jack Vance's Dying Earth, Fafhrd and Grey Mouser, Elric of Melniboné (and outright stolen concepts from everywhere).

Yeah the new one is great, I was afraid they'd water-down any violence or horror too much. Didn't make a lot of money :(

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