Archangel1313

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[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

It only counts if they gave him an itemized receipt, with the word "bribe" at the top, followed by two columns...one labeled "quid" and the other labeled "quo". And it needs to be notarized.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I think blaming all their problems all on Biden would be redundant.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 82 points 1 week ago (9 children)

You know how all those apocalypse movies start with some idiot in charge, making the worst possible decisions...and everyone in the audience is watching them and thinking, "This is such bullshit. No one would ever be this stupid. Even an idiot would know better."

Well. Here we are.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They cry because people keep calling them "Dik diks".

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

A very convincing impersonation.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Natural Born Killers is next.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 43 points 1 week ago

The ones that he also said will all be automated.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are now part of the collective.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

Cheapest shit on the internet...and you really do get what you paid for. Buy ten and one might work, or spend twice as much and be certain.

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

China says, "Lift the tariffs...then maybe we'll talk."

Trump says, "We've agreed to a tariff pause while we negotiate."

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