BlueMonday1984

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[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 11 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Caught an AI bro in the wild trying to shoot back at Merriam-Webster - and failing:

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

If the AI industry gets bailed out (and that's a multi-hundred billion dollar "if"), it will be because the technology they create makes shit like this possible.

To try and end this on a somewhat lighter note (source):

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

🎶 Butt hole sun, won't you come

🎶 And wash the pain away

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Also, fake old-celluloid-film filter for something that was supposed to be from 20 years ago? Really?

I was gonna say that was probably the slop extruder's doing, but it looks to have been applied manually for some godforsaken reason. Best guess is whoever was behind this audiovisual extrusion thought "celluloid filter = Nostalgia^tm^".

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 3 weeks ago

Well done to Avi on blowing a pile of venture capital cash to make his own life feel a bit better. The rest of us will probably pass this one by.

Money buys happiness, but he sure ain't doing that right.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 12 points 3 weeks ago

hallucinatory RETVRN clips about the good old days

Nostalgiabait is the slopgens' specialty - being utterly incapable of creating anything new isn't an issue if you're trying to fabricate an idealis-

such as, uh, walmart 20 years ago?

Okay, stop everything, who the actual fuck would be nostalgic for going to a fucking Wal-Mart? I've got zero nostalgia for ASDA or any other British big-box hellscape like it, what the fuck's so different across the pond?

(Even from a "making nostalgiabait" angle, something like, say, McDonalds would be a much better choice - unlike Wal-Mart, McD's directly targets kids with their advertising, all-but guaranteeing you've got fuzzy childhood memories to take advantage of.)

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 9 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

New Ed Zitron to start the week off: The Case Against Generative AI

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 14 points 3 weeks ago

Its also gonna be an apocalypse-level event for Silicon Valley, who have incinerated hundreds of billions of dollars and every last remaining bit of goodwill they had through creating and marketing the cultural pollution engines behind this bubble.

For the artists whose life work was stolen and abused by SV to pollute human culture, for the workers forcibly deskilled by capital's digital slop looms, for the millions of people who have had to suffer through the myriad harms of the AI cancer, the bubble's burst will be grounds to celebrate like nothing else.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Training the kids not to trust AI at such a young age. Real forward-thinking, that Massachusets contractor! /s

Not marking with the chatbot is apparently not an option. AI might save money in the future! So kid, we’re gonna keep treating you with contempt. It’s good preparation for your future.

AI as an ideology shows contempt for humans and human-made work, so seeing believers in AI double-down is completely unsurprising

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Quick PSA: There's an open letter calling for a fork of Rails, specifically to purge it of David Heil Hitler's influence.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 7 points 4 weeks ago

New premium column from Ed Zitron: OpenAI Needs A Trillion Dollars In The Next Four Years. Features Ed calling Google and Oracle out for failing to protect their investors from Saltman before the cutoff.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 5 points 4 weeks ago

>spotify

Winamp was literally right there, do fascists now know anything beyond mindless consu- oh, wait, I answered my own question, of fucking course they are

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