ButteryNickel

That'll surely fix our surplus of truck drivers! /s

Trump "thinks" he can predict the future by throwing around clout he really doesn't have. That's why he says he's already met with China. He's brazen enough to think that just because he said it, it'll become true.

Trump wants a nobel peace prize like Obama's SOOO BAD!!

When fry went to a self help group for people who were frozen, there was a caveman lamenting seeing his wife in the British museum. Presumably the caveman is older than Fry.

Then we should reform our immigration policy so we can tax them right? That's the only carrot on a stick I think they conservatives might take.

D'oh fuck

Every config: get it to a place that works and create a .WORKING backup copy

Have you mooed today?

You think the laws will be fair? Check out how they're going to give Trump a 3rd term but keep Obama ineligible.

I'm about ready to block the instance. Not much of value will be lost.

Inspired by an alcoholic shot called a Buttery Nipple. It's delicious but I didn't quite want THAT as my username.