Cptmurph616

joined 2 years ago
[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Harpo, the greatest member of NSYNC

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Started getting gout flares a few years ago even though I eat a mostly plant-based diet and slowed my drinking down. Finally got on Allopurinol this year and it has been a miracle! Gout pain is no fucking joke.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Going off memory, I think cocaine on its own really isn’t THAT bad as far as hard drugs go, but when combined with alcohol it metabolizes into “cocaethylene” which is highly toxic and basically shreds your heart.

And I’ve never met anyone that uses coke WITHOUT booze.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You forgot the black olives!

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Just finished that about a month ago and it was excellent start to finish!

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

If the old owner of Payless Liquors was still alive, he’d probably give free booze to this bozo for stealing ballots

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

I’d hate to defend this chucklefuck, but Payless is the name for some Kroger grocery stores in Indiana.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Had a mocktail with chipotle raspberry syrup in it last weekend and it was actually super good

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

People go there to get down with the rock music.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago

Mix it in a jar of pickles. Let sit for 24 hours. Enjoy.

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is Wimp Lo. He is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke!

I think 90% of my Lemmy comments are Kung Pow references lol

[–] Cptmurph616@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’ll be four bucks baby

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