DemandtheOxfordComma

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[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

'* someone else's cats. Cats are assholes. Someone else's cat will be friendly for 5 minutes, and then when they turn asshole, you can hand them back.

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 1 day ago (13 children)

So all the other hard drives will be cheaper now, right? Right?

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Of course it was.

If only he had the ability to STFU. But he's reached master level insanity where as long as he's in the news (whether good or bad) he feels successful.

Just point and laugh at our naked Emporer.

Put a tire on the back (like a penny) for wheelies!

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Exhibitionist, eh?

Well duh! She couldn't run a lemonade stand.

I should check that out. Give them views. I'll just turn the audio off so I'm only gives them views. /s

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm puzzled how people are viewing songs.. is that like being so high you can feel the moon?

The real Christians are egotistical capitalist assholes, not the Pope. /s

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