FistingEnthusiast

You can get to my redgifs through my other posts

It's all available there

Be warned, there's some fairly unusual performance art...

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Nah, I'm just kidding

We're actually a legit couple

There's some of our content on my redgifs, but we just enjoy making people happy (and horny)

We both know how lucky we are

Not here, but Reddit

I have met people from Reddit and had a blast

One was never going to be a proper relationship. We cared about each other, but life simply didn't allow us the luxury of things working out. I'll forever be grateful to her for what we had though. It was transformative for me, and played a huge part in me being the man I am today

And, well... I'm engaged now. To the most wonderful woman in the world, and we also met via Reddit

Our story is rather funny and unconventional, but we're deeply in love, and we're both so happy it hurts from smiling so much all the time

It's funny how things go sometimes!

I can't imagine that my arse or boobs are quite what you're looking for

I agree, but my money is still on the gorilla

MAGA is about hate

They'll bend over gladly and be fucked dry, just so long as they're told they're allowed to hate

They were wearing diapers, sanitary pads on their ears, all sorts of wacky shit, all because they are in a cult

They are blinded by their hate and anger

There's little chance of them coming back from that

Apparently I was "violent"

I said "bad bot" to someone who was justifying Elmo's nazi salutes, their comment history was full of "Russia aren't doing anything wrong" and Trump fanboy stuff

Permanently banned across my accounts

Nah

I'm just not attracted to blokes

When I was single, I had loads of gay guys offering to "help" me

I'd rather just have a wank

I'm no prude, I'm a filthy pervert, but I'm just not into dudes. I have often wished I was, because it would be a whole new world of experiences, but it's just not my thing

Not in the slightest

My woman and I enjoy kink immensely, and she enjoys pain, and being stretched to her limits, but it's never "punishment"

It's not about me having power over her at all.

Anyone who really understands kink knows that the locus of control is with the sub anyway

We just enjoy the kind of sex we enjoy, without worrying about how to label it

I don't "punish" her, she's never going to "punish" me, neither of us are subby at all. That's not how our dynamic works

But jeebus, she puts herself through some shit in the throes of passion...

Fucking depressing, and totally accurate

Humans just aren't actually good. We're capable of amazing things, and also great cruelty

We're right in the middle. The scales tip in whatever direction circumstances dictate. It's quite something, especially because we all want to b the the "good guy". We're just not wired that way

Gorilla

Their power to weight ratio is fucking wild, and they're smart as hell

There's no kidney!

It's the heart and lungs with liver.

Kidneys aren't used, but people often think it's basically all the bits of offal

I still appreciate that it's not for everyone, but it's definitely worth trying