FistingEnthusiast

I have a special bottle set aside for just that reason!

I get the sentiment, but you're still wrong

Nuclear isn't viable here.

That ship has sailed

Australia has unparalleled opportunity for solar, but there is so much money pumped into politics by the fossil fuel lobby

There's only one guarantee: voting for any of the conservative parties like the Libs, Nationals, One Nation, Trumpet of Palmer's farts, etc. will make shit worse

I want to cuddle her from behind so she can fart down my dick to reinflate my balls

The corruption is the whole point

'Murica is broken. It always was. It's just now public

You're a good sport

I hope you have all the happiness in life, and enjoy the most beautiful sunrises

Oh, he was demonstrably horrible long ago

The "Central Park Five" should have disqualified him, but Americans are stupid and hateful as a society, so there is probably no depth to which they will not sink

This should have ended it

But 'Murica has no lower depth. There is nothing too disgraceful, too awful, too hateful

There is no bottom. There is no low to which you will not sink, and then go deeper

I'm glad you have a sense of humour about it all!

I certainly hope that I got the vibe and didn't overstep!

He can't

Because he's a malignant narcissist

In his mind, he has never done a single thing wrong

Anything that has gone awry is the fault of someone else

He's a toddler in the body of a sad, fat old rapist

I love it!

We are the types who present each other with something that will grow, rather than a flower that has been cut only to wither

It's also going to be tough to hide a bouquet while we walk in the summer heat to one of the beautiful places we're going to visit

Our mutual love of nature is something that is hugely important to us, so it's going to take some walking, some sweating and me trying not to give the game away the whole time!

Because he's weird and ugly, and that shows through physically