FistingEnthusiast

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Contact my fiancée, then the cops, then find myself a lawyer and spend the rest of my time absolutely shitting my pants

Fiancée first, because she's my highest priority in all things and the dead guy ain't getting deader. Then the cops, because to contact a lawyer first looks incredibly suspicious and I live in a civilised country where there is almost no police corruption and I wouldn't have cops trying to pin it on me out of convenience. The other reason I'd contact my fiancée first is that she's the smartest person I have ever known, and she would be straight onto organising shit to help

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah....

No

Star Wars was allegorical to the Vietnam War, as much as it was essentially a rip-off of Kurosawa, who was essentially doing a western

It's clearly a stab at the current US administration, and to compare that shitshow with anything else happening outside of countries that are dictatorships is absurd

The question after a raging hangover

Was it worth it?

It would definitely be unpleasant

DS9

Sisko was definitely a fully fleshed-out character. He balanced action (Kirk) with wisdom and subtlety (Picard)

He stood at the gate between the federation and oblivion by a greater force, and managed to hold his nerve, and his poise

All while being a good father

Add Quark, Garak and a host of other characters who have complete identities of their own, and it's a winner

He watched "The Rock" last night and thought it was a documentary

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I want so much for there to be a way for me to identify mushrooms before I pick them, so that I'm not going to needlessly kill one so I can properly see the gills and stem

My fear of failure

When I feel like I'm starting to fail at something, I go all in

I make sure that I'm such a fabulous failure that it will become the thing of legend

Self-sabotage is definitely my jam, but it's only when I feel like I'm slipping at something

When I'm good at something, I'm good, and a lot of stuff comes easily to me, so I'm terrified of the things that don't come easily and quickly

I hate my brain.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No

But some glitter definitely comes through, as well as methylene blue

You'll shit smurfs

It's funny to dose someone's coffee or coke with it, because they'll pee green

It's something I've had to develop over the years

One bit of bad luck, one shitty choice and it's easy to lose almost everything

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm resilient

I've had things fall apart on me a few times now, and I've managed to rebuild my life and end up in a good place

I'm a few months into doing it all again, and it's getting there. A hell of a lot of work and grief, but I'm still kicking, and life is getting back on track

Nothing wrong with you

Some people like to publicly have their little fantasy wank,

Others do it in private messages

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