Freshparsnip

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‘It’s Outrageous That You Banned American Products From Your Shelves’ in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

‘It’s Outrageous That You Banned American Products From Your Shelves’ in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

OUTRAGEOUS....I AM OUTRAGED.....BY EVERYTHING THE UNTIED STATES SO CALLED PRESIDENT DOES

What are some bad life choices? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who does that should be arrested and punished to the fullest extent of the law

*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I don't worry about it cause I figure I'll sense it if someone is close behind me

My internet and cable have been down for about 18 hours, what did I do to deserve this punishment? in c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My mom does my laundry

If I have a cupcake. And then I take the frosting off the cupcake. Is it still a cupcake, or a muffin? in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

My understanding is that a cupcake is made of the same stuff as cake, while a muffin is more like bread

Let’s Start Talking About Jail Time for Trump and His MAGA Enablers - Trump is the head of a criminal syndicate, and he should be treated accordingly. in c/BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Make him listen to Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen albums on a loop til he dies

Let’s Start Talking About Jail Time for Trump and His MAGA Enablers - Trump is the head of a criminal syndicate, and he should be treated accordingly. in c/BoycottUnitedStates@europe.pub
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

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*Permanently Deleted* in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Processed meat

It's Saturday what have you watched this week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

My internet has been down for 12 hours and I was hoping to watch Solo today. Send help

Donald Trump says he’s willing to travel to China to meet Xi Jinping in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope he doesn't come back

Many companies that rolled back DEI policies are quietly bringing them back in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

If they're doing it quietly, don't announce it

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The phrase "mild-mannered" is meant to convey that nobody would suspect they are a superhero, but nowadays it is exclusively associated with secret superheroes (lemm.ee)
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Do any superheroes have an ill-tempered alter ego instead of a mild-mannered one? (lemm.ee)
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I've been at the movies the last few hours, what's left of America? (lemm.ee)
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What's the most futile form of protest? (lemm.ee)
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Will tariffs affect the price of contraband? (lemm.ee)
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Would you lie to me? (lemm.ee)
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Are transgender mice a bigger threat to democracy than gay frogs? (lemm.ee)
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What tasks constitute adulting? (lemm.ee)
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What's the better defence: I was framed or I was provoked? (lemm.ee)
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What are all these criminals doing on my TV? (lemm.ee)
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What did I do? (lemm.ee)
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