Headofthebored

joined 2 years ago

If you drink enough it won't take 500 billion years to rotate. In fact, you'll have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the planet.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I would like to add, if they are in the process of breaking your door, and you have thin walls, shoot through the wall next to the door where they are likely waiting to start filing in.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That is something I'll never understand. Like, if I became incredibly ill or died or lost my fucking mind or something, I would be happy knowing my partner or spouse wasn't suddenly completely fucked and could manage without me on their own if it came to that. I think honestly that's what alot of what this comes down to. These selfish dudes are mad that women are now in a position to take or leave a relationship and hunt for one that will be a positive addition to their life instead of needing to be in one to be allowed to survive, which men, as a whole, have nearly universally only had the sole privilege of in society, and some apparently can't deal with that going both ways.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He might be just a simple Hyper-chicken from a backwoods asteroid, but reading the reply in his voice certainly made this even funnier.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I Don't appreciate such casual usage of the n-word. /s

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I don't know why you did either. Carry on.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You clearly have not realized the sheer amount of food that stores throw away because it wasn't purchased. Not because it wasn't edible, but because it didn't turn X profit in Y time. Dumpsters are secured and food often deliberately made inedible. Very little is ever simply donated because that would call capitalism into serious question.

[–] Headofthebored@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

He should have gave them a Werther's for their trouble.