MalikMuaddibSoong

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[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And it’s not some “resting bitch font” situation, where a completely innocuous statement was twisted beyond recognition

resting bitch font, I’m dyin 🤣

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 3 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Theodoric has entered the chat

I recently watched The Return and while I liked it a lot…I don’t remember this scene lol

Ahh, the Braveheart armory 👌

I think every one of those gets used in the movie. I know for sure he pops a helmeted skull like an egg with the ravens beak 🤪

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My reflexive is-ENT-a-joke-to-you response is tempered by realizing you have also forgotten Sisko and Burnhan in addition to Archer.

This is some properly calibrated gourmet ragebait 👌

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Pike, after every torpedo, rift, or anomaly:

Yeoman, go pick up all my tchotchkes and bricabrac and restage my quarters.

This grinds my gears too.

Why does Pike have open flames and a cocktail lounge while Uhura sleeps in a ~~spacecoffin~~ bunk.

Maybe it’s only the plebs; doesn’t La’an have a stufio apartment for her quarters?

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

If “ish bin ein Berliner” translates as “I am a jelly donut” (favorite anecdote of mein lehrer)

Then does “ich bin ein amerikaner” translate as “I am a loaf of sliced bread”?

Edit: thanks fam 🤙

Amerikaner is a cookie but not a chocolate chip cookie, never ever would have guessed 🤣

The writers: I have an idea…

The fans: What do you think this is? HAMLET? GONE WITH THE WIND? RUGGLES OF RED GAP? It's a goddamn B picture! Big men in tights! You know the drill

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That feeling when someone makes a really good point and makes me wonder if S3 was not as good as I thought it was.

That was an interesting read.

I wish someone would’ve asked her about Remember Me, one of my favorite episodes and one of the few Dr Crusher episodes.

[–] MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

a season that veered largely in quality from one episode to the next, including a particularly notable nosedive in its back half

I greatly enjoyed this season (no really, the good ones are so good), but I must agree here about the nose dive.

That documentary episode is probably my least favorite Star Trek episode of all time.

And that finale? Too much unwelcome Mass Effect 3 energy in this ending for me to enjoy.

Ley lines. Hey, they’re real!

Absolutely my least favorite treknobabble of all time.

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