MummifiedClient5000

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[–] MummifiedClient5000 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You seem to think process matters to them at all.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 2 points 6 months ago

I detest you holders with my entire being, but you sir, I respect you as an adversary.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 26 points 6 months ago (5 children)

That will probably not help him get a parole.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Oldest trick in the book. But you haven't thought about the smell!

[–] MummifiedClient5000 46 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Us normal pissers also listen to the booths when we suspect a weener-holder.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Maybe you can find inspiration in The Book of Wondrous Inventions.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 11 points 6 months ago

IT'S JUST MELTED GELATIN MOM!!!

[–] MummifiedClient5000 10 points 6 months ago

Was it in True Blood they talked about how vampires nest and eventually starts infighting? Because that.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You'd be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.

Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn't have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.

[–] MummifiedClient5000 60 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why oh why didn't anyone warn them?

[–] MummifiedClient5000 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The importance of a good buffet cannot be stressed enough.

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