SARGE

joined 9 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 hours ago

Praise the Great Green Arkleseizure!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 6 hours ago

I tell myself the protagonist is a synth

With the right mod, you can change your back story to be a synth and start out in the institute.

I tell myself that the aliens like dogs more than they want to stay hidden, so they give all doggos shields that we don't know are there.

Is it ridiculous? Yes. But so is a dog walking off a landmine. And you know... The whole setting of fallout.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 6 hours ago

Taken to police..... For wasting their time? I'm confused what actual harm they did.

Oh no they ate a fungus. Hardened criminals. Probably ms13. Gotta deport them now.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 7 hours ago

My condolences to your digestive tract...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 28 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I hate this. It's great!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

In that case I would probably read the letter before I try and make a judgement, if it's something emotionally charged then sure I get it.

If it's lorem ipsum, I genuinely don't understand how it's art but you do you, artist. I've had people try to explain their art to me and I still didn't get it.

It really is something that's subjective.

Also something I don't get: painting something and then covering it with layers and layers of single color paint. I am willing to accept others find it thought provoking, I find it a waste and honestly want to fingerpaint a little stick figure on the blank space. Surely that would add to the art? (again, I don't understand it)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 8 hours ago

doesn't work out

Hot damn, what an absolute piece of shit garbage human being.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

The Game (which you just lost)

goddamn it I just lost the game...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 20 hours ago

DO NOT start chainsaw between legs

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 21 hours ago

I really don’t need that big of a Dutch oven though

The appropriate number of cast iron cookware is n=n+1. And coupled with the ability to cook for more people at once, the more the merrier! Especially if you garden your own potatoes. I swear cast iron and potatoes were meant for each other.

Make sure to tell your wife some random stranger on the internet said "she's right" , it does make a good story.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

I turned my wife into a nerd and now we go to half price books.

You can't separate the art from the artist, but I can damn well ensure that none of my money goes to them.

Secondhand all the way baybee

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If Bob is pissing in the sink, who the fuck cares if Larry The Sink Pisser is saying someone else is pissing in the sink too?

"what about all the sink pissing Larry has done?" is literally whataboutism.

 
 
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