Man, I didn't even know David Bowie was in Ohio that day, let alone the same zoo!
SARGE
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Every so often while working retail we would get an out-of-towner in the store while that happens.
They lose their shit and panic.
One time at a sports store, a guy heard the sirens at the checkout counter and just left the cart and booked it for his car. I guess he figured he would outrun anything coming at him...
The last two places I've lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.
They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.
Don't judge until you try some ghost dick for yourself.
It's still weak, just like humans are still slow.
At least compared to other animals.
But like gravity, we just keep going. And going. And going.
And when the animals we hunted collapsed from exhaustion, we just kept coming. And then took it all the way back we came.
Just like gravity.
We can try to keep going until we just can't anymore, but gravity will just grab us and haul us back.
Compared to the other forces, gravity is a weak ass bitch.
I have been personally invited by two brits and an Irishman to piss on Margaret Thatcher's grave, and in turn I invited them to so the same to Reagan and any confederate they can find.
I got it on one of those giveaways that steam/epic/gog sometimes do, so I never even gave them money over it and I still want my money back.
Some rando in a vehicle trying to get a child inside via enticement or coercion?
That's a good way to get some locals in your face with some firearms ready to go.
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$5 delivery
Ugh. They always try to get you with the shipping... Pass.
Bitch, please.
The job of a CEO like this can absolutely be replaced by an AI and nobody would notice, except they would find it weird the CEO is never in PR photos.
And since the company wouldn't be footing the bill for private jet trips all over the world to private islands for "business meetings", it would save a shitload of money.
As I've said time and time again, me standing up for what's right doesn't matter if I'm standing alone, because then I'm just some lone nut job dead in the street, that nobody will pay attention to.
Organized resistance is effective resistance. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.
Every day the regime reminds us why organization is important.