ToastedRavioli

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It was quite an artistic choice to make the female secret service agent look like she is cowering in fear rather than the reality that she was trying to tackle/take a bullet for the dumbass target who wouldnt stay down.

Then by comparison you have the male agent who looks like hes at the beach and not even concerned about gunfire at all. Its actually impressive how much misogyny is dripping out of this statue

Not to mention we all know Trump was not anywhere close to the tallest of the people on that stage

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hacking the US government is like the Chinese finger traps of hacking. Its easy enough to get in, but probably quite a mess when you go to get out. At least if they catch you anyways

I cant either and I wrote it. Its both satirical and also a highly plausible explanation. Although we all know the one set of translators they wouldnt fire are the Russian ones

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The confederacy are the most widely celebrated giant losers of all time, and it isn’t even close.

There are more monuments commemorating their failure than there are commemorating most successes

Youd think if they were really experts they could have thought that up a year ago

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 96 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

The administration finds itself reeling after firing all of our translators due to “foreign language being woke globalist DEI marxism, speak english”

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Both men denied having anything to do with the tree. But data from their phones and Graham's car placed them at the scene of the crime. No motive was presented at trial; prosecutors have called the act "moronic."

Gotta love British prosecutors for keeping it real

“Hes a bloody cunt, your honor. I rest my case”

He has concepts of intelligence

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You should look into flatiron pepper company pepper flakes. They make a ton of different blends at different levels of heat that are also really flavorful. It lets you bring the heat to your own food without having to use some kind of sauce. Plus, they are a great company. They send extra free shit every time I have ordered from them (3 or more times at this point?)

I like hot sauce too, but more situationally than every time I eat

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