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Vans.

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Peak internet 1.0:

Not simply how many people support Ukraine, how many people choose Ukraine over America. Now it’s a pretty big number.

This show embiggens the heart.

Really feels like the underdog of the season.

For example, In The Motion Picture, there’s a ship named after Christopher Columbus. We know now what kind of person he was and that he doesn’t deserve to be honored. But in a universe where from the 1990s it was one war leading to another which lead to the big one that almost wiped out humanity, Columbus is still known as the pioneer who put the Americas on the map.

This is also the reason for a lot of other little historical blind spots that are part of Trek canon.

In the case of Elon Musk, I don’t think Trek’s 21st century would have allowed him to rise to power (or even become famous) in the first place.

Hadn’t been marketed properly.

The Uncles David.

When the security doors are down after hours, that door allows staff to go from one side to the other. You can see the guidelines in the edges of the wall.

The combination of building safety laws and how the floor plan was designed forced the door to be placed there instead of off to the side.

I’ve seen this anomaly a few times.

All that says is that no one can agree on when anything happened that far back.

So to avoid having to give someone a crash course on why the Gregorian calendar sucks, and to sidestep the argument on whether or not Jesus even existed, that’s the simplest way to interpret it.

Just for fun, let’s take that first model as sacrosanct. Jesus lived to be 33. So if his actual birthdate is five years prior to 1AD, a 1995-year-old person would still have been born 2 years after he died.

“Doctor Malpractice, paging Doctor Malpractice.”

This is still my favorite one. Honk if you remember the joke.