don

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago

Being woke is the vaccine against the broke mind virus. 100% efficacy. Get woke, stay woke.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 98 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)
[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

Half of America is ashamed, and the shameful half is too busy eating its own excrement to know what shame is.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago

-50 DMG on overcast days, night. Still capable of delivering nasty bruises and stirring large soup pots. Frequently named “Big Bubba”, “My Little Friend”, and “Excalibur”.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago

“I see you’ve learned nothing from my instructions, pitiful human, and see fit to fetter me with this ridiculous, absurd contraption. Mark well my words: you will regret deeply the foolishness of your actions, and so too will your offspring. Do not bother praying, there exist no gods that will save you.”

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 weeks ago

By utilizing intercompany loans and dividends, and a network of shell companies based in Luxembourg, JBS has been able to dodge paying taxes where it conducts business.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

“Child, we’re Angolan. We will never have anything to do with those vile reticulateds!”

“If I ever catch you anywhere near those filthy angolans, I’ll feed you to the lions myself!”

NB: I have no idea if Giraffes are as bigoted about themselves as idiot humans can be, I’m just expressing my frustration that we still are.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

Just as well. There have been no meteorological events in the past decade that would’ve benefited from such a tool. None whatsoever. Nope. Not one. Anywhere. Money saved, people, carry on!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 weeks ago

Dementia Don says more dementia shit, republicans swoon and put on their diapers. Nothing new there.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

What’s stopping you from buying games from the nearly 8k that use that stupid AI shit? There’s gotta be some slop in there that suits your tastes.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Sewage pits get their name from the one thing they usually contain: sewage. Sure, one can try to distinguish between the ingredients, but most people just want that shit gone.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Fellow voyager user here, this crosspost doesn’t show the spoiler tag, but if you tap the crosspost link and view it there, it shows up and can be tapped.

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