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[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

“I see you’ve learned nothing from my instructions, pitiful human, and see fit to fetter me with this ridiculous, absurd contraption. Mark well my words: you will regret deeply the foolishness of your actions, and so too will your offspring. Do not bother praying, there exist no gods that will save you.”

[–] don@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

By utilizing intercompany loans and dividends, and a network of shell companies based in Luxembourg, JBS has been able to dodge paying taxes where it conducts business.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Child, we’re Angolan. We will never have anything to do with those vile reticulateds!”

“If I ever catch you anywhere near those filthy angolans, I’ll feed you to the lions myself!”

NB: I have no idea if Giraffes are as bigoted about themselves as idiot humans can be, I’m just expressing my frustration that we still are.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Just as well. There have been no meteorological events in the past decade that would’ve benefited from such a tool. None whatsoever. Nope. Not one. Anywhere. Money saved, people, carry on!

[–] don@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago

Dementia Don says more dementia shit, republicans swoon and put on their diapers. Nothing new there.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

What’s stopping you from buying games from the nearly 8k that use that stupid AI shit? There’s gotta be some slop in there that suits your tastes.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Sewage pits get their name from the one thing they usually contain: sewage. Sure, one can try to distinguish between the ingredients, but most people just want that shit gone.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fellow voyager user here, this crosspost doesn’t show the spoiler tag, but if you tap the crosspost link and view it there, it shows up and can be tapped.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Some of those in the actinoid [sic] series are gonna be really difficult to lick simply because of how unbelievably short their half-life is, or those such as mendelevium, that require you to either have access to (and in other cases even have your head inside of) a linear particle collider.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If that wasn’t a sticker or decal, then someone spent quite a bit of time drawing jc on the wall of a bathroom stall. Just pointing that out.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

At 2 micrometers, it’s going to evaporate too fast for there to be a ~~puddle~~ thin film of water.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

It’s the thought that counts, friend, and the only other suggestion I’d make is to put a pair of tiny cowboy boots just outside the mouse hole.

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