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one of today's lucky 10,000

very short children's book, with intentionally atypical rhythm, by Dr Seuss

written in call-response style in dialogue between two characters (unnamed and Sam-I-Am)

https://www.readstoriesforkids.com/Green-Eggs-and-Ham-text.html - text without images, but best enjoyed with the images

the full book on The Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/greeneggsham0000unse/

noticed someone like "comments are lazy! never use them! write better code!"

A:

• I'm paid for doing the job, I'm not paid to be not lazy.
• comments are fucking useful

Great response!

Ah but it paints fascism in a negative light, therefore woke

Ah see but, Bf1 is "woke"

That's a good prompt response! It reads just like an actual person who is worried about a stupid thing for no good reason at all.

Ah it's very simple, you would buy this if you'd made your whole personality about being a GAMER, where you believe that the only real games are FPS PvP War Simulation, and everyone that plays anything else is a poseur.

Being paid to create art, that's the literal job description

And it's not a full UBI, it's got an assessment as part of it

We're not twitter, link to sources

https://dat-soldier.tumblr.com/post/186717742297/terrible-character-ideas

There's a longer and better version of this that has a fanart of it