misteloct

joined 2 months ago
[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Glad you have found happiness too, Internet stranger!

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Without voter purging and other forms of systemic cheating, he wasn't even close to winning.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Our kid is not quite here but the parenting has already begun. My wife's sleep is very disrupted due to the incessant kicking, and in turn mine. Sex has been physically impossible for many months and her hormones make it mentally impossible. She's too tired to do many chores so my load has doubled.

But we are happy, I'm crying tears of joy many times a day, never felt it before. If anything I feel more confident in our relationship, we find ways to be sweet to each other. This is what we wanted and no surprises here. We did the work, therapy, and talked about it and planned constantly.

We were once like that though, communication is a skill that we learned the hard way. If you're feeling unsure, please don't have children (yet!). The parenting preparation can take years, don't rush it.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm very much into privacy/FOSS so I have an old school Polaroid with no Bluetooth, where I manually screenshot my porn every 5 seconds with my left hand. Then I've been sending the pile every day to Satya Nadella at Microsoft HQ, Seattle via Snail Mail.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

From the English translation of Chobits: animepedia.com/Hideki

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

99% working in 10 hours. There's always that last little blue anal bead dingleberrying around.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Installation took 1 hour. Converting all my powershell scripts took 10. Copying my yummies from NTFS to Ext5 took 290 hours, I had to watch each and every one to be sure.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One time a vegan saw me accidentally swallow a bug. They got super violent and tried killing me with their birkenstocks. Luckily they cried so hard they had an aneurysm right then and there. Everyone, cows chickens and humans, clapped at my bravery. The CEO of Tyson saw this and made me his protege and sole heir. Eat meat and avoid fruit juice guys, it worked for me.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I remember when Pi was monetized, that sounds like Pi Common, only $9.99/mo for 0 significant digits.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I was gonna make the sportsball comment and you crushed my spirit.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Aged like wine, more relevant and funnier now than 17 years ago

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nobody: There's no such thing as picking a perfect Lemmy community

OP:

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