You live in a serfdom
Miltary coups are hard if someone keeps saying no
Leopold is back?!
Sadly, none of it matters to online clowns
Most Esteemed and Honorable Sir/Madam,
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They should wear long leather trench coats might as well skip on to it properly.
Keeps coming up with Baba O'riley but I'm looking for Teenage Wasteland
Wake up the Dutch and Spanish too
Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors
Opinions of Nazi scum