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Any of the last three. The first two sort of look like boats to me? Number two could be a giant toilet, pun absolutely intended.

We did it boys! New low-effort meta shitpost any% world record!!!

I think you mean: this pizza is wired

In your proposed alternate timeline this would have made perfect sense: https://twitter.com/lizardbill/status/831937286891794437?t=hAwpxBgoEx31_j028KuY0w&s=19

Lusty Estonian Mothers Mashing Yams

Friday for when I want to play solo (and it's so relevant!) and Agricola, my all time top game, for all other times

You got it baaaah-ddy!

I never got around to playing Breath of the Wild so the release of ToTK felt like a great time to finally give it a try! Still working my way through veeeery slowly, just about to take on my second divine beast.

Cool Jack, give me the 10 mil please, I am satisfied to be a rich sheep

Interesting! I had totally missed that box so thanks for the heads up

You nailed my top two. Teleportation would make travel super easy and would be the only thing that could get me back to an office for work - got to keep my day job so people don't get suspicious of my powers right? Stopping time is also cool (for extra sleep I swear!) but with the obvious caveat that it's not "all molecules freeze and you can't breathe and you die" style time stoppage but the more sci-fi "you can still move around and do stuff, time just doesn't pass" kind.

I've started sorting by new which has worked out pretty well, I was noticing the same thing though sorting by active/hot - lots of 3 day old threads. Alternatively I'd love to be able to hide read posts in Jerboa.