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Yep. The year is 2016 and we've all decided honesty in the media is important.

Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.

Hot take, but could this be Obama‘s fault somehow?

If you have to point to one single problem it's shareholders, Dodge vs Ford (1916) established shareholder supremacy, so the point of any company isn't to produce widgets or employ people or pay the CEO, it's to produce value for the shareholders, end of story. All things serve this master purpose.

I worked at a privately held $1b manufacturing company recently, they were doing record profits, cut employee bonuses based on some bullshit metric we "failed to hit," all the money was just pouring into the owning family's pockets. Their private helicopter trips were the purpose of our labor. Their shopping excursions to Europe. Sadly, this is a highly politically active family in conservative politics, funding the Heritage foundation over decades.

In that Super 8s probably rarely see cats who enjoy urinating on electrical equipment (although I'm sure that's happened nonzero number of times), it's probably a ton of condensed meth. When it's in secondhand form, exhaled or wasted, it's hydroscopic and instantly mixes with the room humidity, which is then processed by the A/C coils, where it accumulates.

Possibly the room was actually used to manufacture meth. I mean, I used to manage REO properties on Bremerton, and I definitely cleaned up the remains of a few meth labs.

But maybe Mr Fluffy did go to urinetown on it, who knows. Bremerton.

"No one listen to what I'm about to say, but eating roadkill possum cures chlamydia."

You can substitute the q-tips out for regular human hair if you're prepping for tariff season

You’ll have to subscribe to a premium Azure tier to be able to use multiple cannons at once. Consider bundling services into an enterprise war package.

Drink a bottle of pepto at night and it erases the damage pretty well. You'll shit black tho.

They could just put a gold-covered iPhone in the shitter and he'd log in and use it

And even then it's dependent on the availability of the 4G network or whatever. They're currently sunsetting 2G and 3G networks, that means a lot of old school devices have to be upgraded or cut off, upgrades come with new contracts.

Just having your car breakdown in a red state is a major crisis, debilitating event - There is no walkable infrastructure, no public transportation. But yeah, everything is like that down here.