xkbx

joined 1 year ago

You must take a long road trip with Donald Trump and no one else in the car. Security is everywhere; no one is in danger. You drive and control the radio, but can only play music. What's the playlist? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Napalm Death’s “You Suffer” on full blast and repeat

When bad guys capture you, instead of torture, they should just have someone charming take you out for drinks. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man that would be terrible. I sure hope no one attractive comes to me to try and pry my many many government secrets out of me with affection and attention. I have so many government secrets and am very easily persuaded with flirtation and intimacy. Soooo many government secrets

I was 18 and very.. very dumb in c/shittytattoos@lemmy.ca

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

BUCK OF THE IRISH

Bat Fact: Bats get hunted by crocodiles and snakes in c/bats@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Terrible! Alas, I take solace in that only the most fearsome predators can take down these beautiful fuzzy flying creatures.

Why functioning governments fund scientific research in c/videos@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 2 weeks ago

Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

Me, awkward, trying to make small talk with a Brit. 2025, Colourised. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is that Simon Templeman!?

Double lemon rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago

Looks like a pair of panties

Get me some

Remember the good old days? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 33 points 3 weeks ago

Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence

Meet the spy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 3 weeks ago

Incest Myres

Non-sufficient funds fee will be limited to $10 in Canada starting next year in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 4 weeks ago

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

Common imports from the US. Be aware and check the origin! in c/buyfromeu@feddit.org

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought The Cranberries were from Ireland

Bridge in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 1 month ago

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet