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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to that logic, $2 would be $2 and that's insane!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But by that logic, $three would be = 3 dollars.

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But by that logic

bash: three: command not found

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Isn't it just the best?

[–] AntEater@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

I think he's using csh.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Why is there never an English pedant around to weigh in on these things when we actually want one?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

...and from The South

Comes a tale of a mister

Who brought his soul to a glory hole

And encountered the mouth of his sister

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

A hole is the goal