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Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.
I don't doubt he'll continue donating sperm, I just don't think he's much of a father.
Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless
Fucking broads does not fatherhood make.