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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I thought he had already accomplished this a while ago.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Earlier this year he was still propositioning women on Twitter with offers of bodily fluids.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 week ago

Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless

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